So, I found a new blog I like: Mommymelee. This I discovered, as I discover many things these days, through the social networking genius of the year, Tatiana of A Very Good Year. Anyway, Mommymelee sponsors a thingy called Girl Talk Thursdays and while I normally do not have my shit together to jump in on these things, I couldn’t resist the topic. Pr0N! P 0 R n 0 g R a P h Y!
I don’t know if I’d feel as compelled to bang out a post on this if I hadn’t recently been caught up in my new favorite soap opera: The Tudors. The Tudors, a Showtime series about King Henry VIII and all his fucking (for those of you as tv deprived as I have been lately), isn’t technically pr0n, no, but with just a little extra effort and a little less history, it sure could be. And if you think millions of women and a decent showing of guys wouldn’t pay top dollar to see Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a p 0 r n 0, you’d be entirely, utterly wrong.
After reading a few Girl Talk Thursday posts, I realize how out of the loop I am on the whole adult entertainment front. More than once I’ve seen reference to some tricked out adult film called Pirates, and what? I’ve never even heard of it. Probably because Netflix doesn’t do adult film, and I spent most of the last year pregnant or exhausted and in case you hadn’t heard, while pregnant I had pre-term contractions and was placed on “pelvic rest” meaning no sex, and no goddamned ORGASMS from November until the twinkies were born in January. Do you know what it does to a woman to go without orgasms for 8+ weeks? I’m embarassed to tell you, but, my body sort of forgot how to have them. That’s really sad, isn’t it? Don’t worry, I’m working on remembering. And I’ll leave that there.
But then let me get back to the Tudors. Oh! Wow, there is a lot of fucking in that series. And all of it historical, so technically, it’s educational. Of course it’s not all fucking all the time, which may be problematic for some fans of the adult film genre. But, Jonathan Rhys Meyers! If you’ve got a half decent imagination, you can get by on the upper half shots just fine.
My big statement on the topic is this: if it makes you happy and it isn’t fucking you up in some way, enjoy it. I know for me, I’d be better off watching more pr0n and eating less junk food.
Hey. I think I just figured out my new weight-loss plan…
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Are we watching the same show? Who is Jonathan Rhys Meyers? Is he the guy getting in the way of Natalie Dormer’s closeups?
Natalie who?
The Tudors is epically dirty dude. We watched the first episode ad I was like HOLY CRAP SERIOUSLY?